Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!

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“Stay away, lad! That’s Prime’s fight!” — Kup, in the original 1986 Transformers animated movie. I just watched Michael Bay’s Transformers movie at the Gateway Globe Platinum Theater. Believe it or not, it’s even more of an abomination than everyone expected it to be — from jumpy editing to fake graphics to gibberish computerspeak to […]Click here to continue reading "Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!"...

Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!

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June 28, 2007

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386 Comments on “Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!”
  1. Mike Abundo says:
    July 9, 2007 at 11:48 am

    who helped push that 100 ton crossbow lookin thing to shoot Devastator? Yea, Daniel!

    Four Autobots pushed that crossbow. Daniel helping out was just comic relief.

    In Bay’s Transformers movie, almost every character is so lame it’s not even funny.

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  2. Mike Abundo says:
    July 9, 2007 at 11:50 am

    reviews from blogs and movie columns show a 95% thumbs up

    Actually, Rotten Tomatoes gives it a dismal 56%.

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  3. Mike Abundo says:
    July 9, 2007 at 11:54 am

    look at the anime that the fucking chinks came out with

    First the homophobes, then the racists — I see who Michael Bay’s target audience is.

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  4. Mike Abundo says:
    July 9, 2007 at 12:07 pm

    Since when would optimus prime ever stoop so low as to saying “my bad”?

    An ancient warrior-king talks like a teenage valley girl. That’s just stupid.

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  5. Blahblah says:
    July 9, 2007 at 12:16 pm

    Rotten Tomatoes is in the STATES.

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