Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!
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“Stay away, lad! That’s Prime’s fight!” — Kup, in the original 1986 Transformers animated movie. I just watched Michael Bay’s Transformers movie at the Gateway Globe Platinum Theater. Believe it or not, it’s even more of an abomination than everyone expected it to be — from jumpy editing to fake graphics to gibberish computerspeak to […]Click here to continue reading "Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!"...Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!
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Mga fellow Earthlings, umamin kayo na kaya niyo lang nagustuhan ang movie na ito DAHIL:
1. Ganda ng CGI. Oo, ganda CGI, lalo pag andun yung human chick na labas na halos ang PUDENDUM.
2. Ganda ng sounds. IMAX Style! Lalo pag boses nung human chick.
3. Ganda ng cinematography. Lalo pag center ng eksena yung human chick.
4. Ganda ng mga costumes. LALO nung human chick.
5. Galing ng execution ng fights. Lalo pag na-focus dun kay human chick.
6. Ganda ng casting. Lalo kay human chick.
7. Galing ng costumes. Lalo yung costume ni human chick.
8. STORY? AH, BASTA, NANDUN SI HUMAN CHICK, PWEDE NA!! (SABAY TULO NG LAWAY AT PAGHAWAK NG NANGINGINIG NA KAMAY SA NANINIGAS NA–TUHOD)