Megatron

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Transformers 2?

After the critical failure of his Transformers movie, Michael Bay tries to talk the Cybertronians into doing a sequel.

I was in the movie, and I had no idea what was going on! — Megatron.

Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!

“Stay away, lad! That’s Prime’s fight!”
— Kup, in the original 1986 Transformers animated movie.

I just watched Michael Bay’s Transformers movie at the Gateway Globe Platinum Theater. Believe it or not, it’s even more of an abomination than everyone expected it to be — from jumpy editing to fake graphics to gibberish computerspeak to racial slurs to redneck propaganda to pop culture pandering to hideous character designs to Matrix-wannabe bullet-time to badly-acted overexposed humans. Click here to continue reading “Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!”…