Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!
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“Stay away, lad! That’s Prime’s fight!” — Kup, in the original 1986 Transformers animated movie. I just watched Michael Bay’s Transformers movie at the Gateway Globe Platinum Theater. Believe it or not, it’s even more of an abomination than everyone expected it to be — from jumpy editing to fake graphics to gibberish computerspeak to […]Click here to continue reading "Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!"...Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!
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Do you kids listen to Britney Spears too?
I used to play with teddy bears too.
When all you were playing with your Transformer toys and playing video games I was getting a blowjob from your mommy.
I’d just love to get all you little pricks together and run over your little filthy heads, one by one, with my car. You fucking little terd pricks, who fuel this garage movie industry, need every shitty movie that is one dvd shoved into every orifice of your body.. I want you to choke on your own bile you useless little mall terds. I want to carve the letters MTV onto your fucking foreheads with the shards of every dvd that I break across your snooty little noses!
Ime,
I’d love to carve MTV into your forehead with the shards of the Transformers DVD that I break across your snooty little nose.