Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!
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“Stay away, lad! That’s Prime’s fight!” — Kup, in the original 1986 Transformers animated movie. I just watched Michael Bay’s Transformers movie at the Gateway Globe Platinum Theater. Believe it or not, it’s even more of an abomination than everyone expected it to be — from jumpy editing to fake graphics to gibberish computerspeak to […]Click here to continue reading "Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!"...Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!
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@zoml: whoa! someone’s throwing a bitch fit. I’m guessing you forgot your medicine or you’re just nearing the age of 60. (LOL)
This movie was a disgrace. It shouldn’t have even been called Transformers. More like, “Humans to the rescue!”
Proof of why this movie sucks:
1. When exactly did Optimus first appear in the movie? – Like an hour into it. That makes a lot of sense…
2. When did Megatron first appear in the movie? – TWO HOURS into the movie. His role can be summed up by this line “Hey, whats up? Ok see ya. I’m gonna go get my ass whopped by a human. Wish me luck!”
3. When the transformers were fighting, you couldn’t even tell who exactly were fighting, especially near the end. The camera was so zoomed in that all you can see are a bunch of machine parts flying all over the place.
4. All of the transformers looked like parts were glued together or something. I would say only Megatron looked like an ACTUAL transformer.
Basically, if you’re a transfomer fan, you SHOULD’VE hated that movie. For everyone else, it’s a blast (cool robots flying everywhere and good special effects). In terms of storyline and how it’s actually revolved around transformers, that was probably the worst piece of crap EVER!
if you think the movie was bad, check out the new animated series by cartoon network.
Zoml: Some people are still stuck in the so-called MTV generation.
Jon: “Humans to the rescue!” ROFLMAO.
Marvin: Whoa. That actually hurt my eyes.
you are an idiot, the transformers movie was godly and legendary at the SAME TIME. You are a homo, get outta your mommys basement.