Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!
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“Stay away, lad! That’s Prime’s fight!” — Kup, in the original 1986 Transformers animated movie. I just watched Michael Bay’s Transformers movie at the Gateway Globe Platinum Theater. Believe it or not, it’s even more of an abomination than everyone expected it to be — from jumpy editing to fake graphics to gibberish computerspeak to […]Click here to continue reading "Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!"...Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!
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Yeah, going nuts with exasperation as multiton living war machines tiptoe around mom’s flower garden, going nuts with chagrin as Bumblebee whines like a puppy, going nuts with embarrassment a Decepticon gets shot between the legs by some square-jawed GI, going nuts with confusion trying to figure out who’s fighting who, going nuts with horror as Optimus Prime is emasculated, and going nuts with outrage as Megatron gets offed by some plucky kid.
Yeah, everyone was going nuts with every one of those scenes, alright.
ok look, ive been watching this go on for some time now and i cant take it anymore – – its time for abundo to go away. abundo, show a little pride and recognize that you’re being run over. you are like a punchdrunk homosexual boxer that continues to swing and miss and should really just do everybody a favor and fall down so everybody can go home. im asking you please – dont even respond to this or anyone else – – drive a truck, pick up a hammer or an axe, i mean if you became a lumberjack, it could take a long time for them to find out you’re gay what with working out in the woods and all – i dont know maybe you could replace Ty Pennington on extreme home makeover …….please please on behalf of myself, all the REAL Transformers fans who appreciate any transformers on the big screen, all the F*&%ing Superfriends and God and baby freakin jesus STOP WRITING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You sound exactly like Bay’s target audience for this movie, Skeet.
In case you’re wondering, that’s not a compliment.
i love you skeet (not in the gay abundo way)
Look boy, and you are a boy due to lack of experience and intelligence, I am one of those “square jawed GI’s” as you say! BlackHawk Pilot, US ARMY. Now Rescue Pilot here as a civilian so, go ahead and Dumb Down our US Forces again! Who are you to talk or have knowlege of how a fight scene should be like or a fair fight at that? Have you ever been shot at or even been in a fight? Are you the subject matter expert? Some of our Baddest of Bad Asses have succumb to “Plucky Kids” as you say in many of battles. Thats not so fair is it? I suppose you would know how it would feel if a Hard as Nails Special Forces Louper turnes his guard down for a moment and gets one right between the body armor? Who saved the Autobots from gettin acid droped in the end of the Cartoon Movie? Thats right, Daniel!
As for me calling you a homo is dumbing down society, I guess in about every episode of SNL they pretty much make homo jokes. I guess SNL is “dumbing down society” huh?
uguysareinsane, AMEN BROTHA, get this band wagon goin to toast this fool!