Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!
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“Stay away, lad! That’s Prime’s fight!” — Kup, in the original 1986 Transformers animated movie. I just watched Michael Bay’s Transformers movie at the Gateway Globe Platinum Theater. Believe it or not, it’s even more of an abomination than everyone expected it to be — from jumpy editing to fake graphics to gibberish computerspeak to […]Click here to continue reading "Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!"...Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!
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That was just three Autobots out of a whole army, and that was only near the climax. Daniel was only one of two humans in the whole animated movie, and neither of them managed to kill a single Transformer. Who killed Unicron? That’s right, Rodimus Prime.
Bay’s Transformers movie wasn’t about the Transformers at all. Cybertronians were just complicated setpieces for his stereotypical humans.
i tried not to get my hopes up because i knew michael bay would mess this up. First off they ruined optimus. They made his character gay. Since when would optimus prime ever stoop so low as to saying “my bad”? i don’t care if they learned to talk from the internet the dialog was horrible and dumb for all the robots. The last fight was terrible. Optimus got his ass handed to him by megatron. As sad as that is i thought the fight between optimus and megatron was better in the the 1986 movie. Both had a good chance of defeating each other and the only reason megatron won was because he played dirty. Is the movie worth seeing? If you are part of the retared masses that enjoy bad action along with an even worse plot then yes this movie is for you. If your not part of the masses just be glad knowing that its still better than pearl harbor.
I win just by making you watch the cartoon again! You know what, I dont care this much about anything and you will never stop being a homo so, go back to your fantasy world and keep pecking at your horrible critiques! Someone will catch on soon about your nonsense!
By the way, the Matrix killed Unicron, not Rodimus Prime and who helped push that 100 ton crossbow lookin thing to shoot Devastator? Yea, Daniel! How you like them apples!
Sianara Sucka
Fuck you all, the movie was awesome, and im a hardcore transformers fan, saw every episode when i was a kid and still watch them to this day. so piss on all of you cause the movie was awesome, so all of you bashing it, grow up and look at it for what it really is, a movie refelcting our childhoood cartoon heroes. bay and speilberg made it this way to let even the stupidest person that knows shit all about tranformers be able to follow and enjoy the movie, just because it was made back in the 80’s doesnt mean it has to follow that path today, look at the anime that the fucking chinks came out with, that doesnt follow anyhting they made there own story with the autobots and decepticons . so grow up and take it how it is, an amazing movie fit for the times we live in. and if you all still bash the fucking movie, i tell you this, go out and make a better one, lets see how good youd make a movie. bay did an excellent job, now all fuck off, cause the movie was great, and itll get better with the next ones they come out with.
Geez, this is still raging. But sorry, Mike, the movie already set US box office records: biggest tuesday showing take: $27M. Biggest weekend take for a non-sequel film: $152M.
Appeals to a wide demographic, especially women 25 years and up. And yes, Latinos and African Americans.
Dumbing-down of society, Mike? Well, tell that to women and the Latino and Afro-American communities.
And oh yes, to your fellow Filipinos for raving about this film as reviews from blogs and movie columns show a 95% thumbs up.
I know, I know, you’re at the top 5% of the most intelligent sentient beings that’s why you despise the movie. But remember what Stephen Hawking often says, “Those who like to call everyone around them stupid are usually the dumb ones.”