Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!
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“Stay away, lad! That’s Prime’s fight!” — Kup, in the original 1986 Transformers animated movie. I just watched Michael Bay’s Transformers movie at the Gateway Globe Platinum Theater. Believe it or not, it’s even more of an abomination than everyone expected it to be — from jumpy editing to fake graphics to gibberish computerspeak to […]Click here to continue reading "Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!"...Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!
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I was also expecting to see a movie about the Transformers. How foolish I was to expect that from a movie actually entitled Transformers.
You really love, Wiki-ing and Googling yourself to death, Mike.
You can post thousands of negative reviews you culled from the internet and somebody can post thousands of positive reviews also culled from the internet.
So what you’re doing is useless.
You’re one of those kids back in school who knows everything, read all the books, did all the required homework, aced all the exams, parroted the teachers but can’t make a sandwich for himself.
Theory and practice don’t go very well, Mike. Wake up.
Oh, I’m eating my sandwiches — but I’m not drinking Bay’s acid Kool-Aid.
So you mean you expected Transformers but totally glossed over the fact that it’s a Michael Bay film?
Either that or you expected Michael Bay to suddenly grow short, grow a beard and turn portly and change his name to Peter Jackson.
You got what you deserve for risking it. Now stop whining, mommy’s gonna buy you an original Optimus Prime action figure, okay?
For all his lack of talent, Bay can supposedly deliver big action thrills. Even in a film supposedly about big action robots, he fails to deliver.