Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!
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“Stay away, lad! That’s Prime’s fight!” — Kup, in the original 1986 Transformers animated movie. I just watched Michael Bay’s Transformers movie at the Gateway Globe Platinum Theater. Believe it or not, it’s even more of an abomination than everyone expected it to be — from jumpy editing to fake graphics to gibberish computerspeak to […]Click here to continue reading "Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!"...Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!
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The robot fighting the one thing we thought Michael Bay couldn’t possibly screw up, and guess what? He screwed it up along with the rest of the movie.
Blahblah, Fair_Warning wasn’t expecting anything when he saw the movie. Does that mean that, in your eyes, having zero expectations makes one a “stuck-up elitist”?
In that case, one would need less-than-zero expectations for you to consider them even “fair-minded”. What a sad, cynical worldview you have, Blahblah: always living with less-than-zero expectations, calling anyone with at least zero expectations a “stuck-up elitist”.
Coca, I wouldn’t mind Megatron’s new look so much if he was actually a passable villain in this movie. After being horribly underused, the guy gets killed off by a kid ten times smaller than him.
Cole Smithey:
If you’re going to sell Kool-Aid to children, at least don’t spike it with acid.
“Nerd” and “elitist” are the usual terms that generate a reply from you, Mike.
You’re too defensive.
And naive too, for believing there are people with zero expectations going into the theater.
Unless those people live under a rock or has been in a coma for the last two years, you’d have some form of expectation for this film. Expectations like…
I expect to see robots in CGI. Check.
I expect to see things blowing up. Check.
I expect to see people (coz this took place on earth and there was fair warning in posters–“Their War, OUR Planet.” OUR, meaning HUMAN BEINGS). Check.
I expect a lot of noise. Check.
Do you mean Fair_Warning went into the theater without a brain? Not even expecting anything listed above?
Flawed logic, Mike. Sorry. Stick to your day job. You’ve no future being a film critic, sorry.