Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!

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“Stay away, lad! That’s Prime’s fight!” — Kup, in the original 1986 Transformers animated movie. I just watched Michael Bay’s Transformers movie at the Gateway Globe Platinum Theater. Believe it or not, it’s even more of an abomination than everyone expected it to be — from jumpy editing to fake graphics to gibberish computerspeak to […]Click here to continue reading "Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!"...

Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!

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June 28, 2007

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386 Comments on “Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!”
  1. Blahblah says:
    July 13, 2007 at 10:39 am

    “You don’t have to watch Idiocracy to see the dumbing-down of society. Just read some of the comments here.”

    And those comments are right here in your oh-so-intelligent website, Bleeding Butthole.

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  2. Mike Abundo says:
    July 13, 2007 at 10:41 am

    I just want to say thanks to Mike Abundo for posting his opinion here. I was starting to feel I was the only one who thinks this movie sucks.

    You’re welcome, Nyx. Fortunately, we’re not alone.

    Eric D. Snider:

    It’s like spending a day at the state fair: a little bit of actual entertainment, a lot of embarrassingly cheesy attempts at entertainment, and the faint whiff of bull crap everywhere.

    Marc Savlov:

    Transformers is about as clever as an unplugged blender: Take away the many effects crews who so clearly gave their all, and what you’re left with wouldn’t pass muster in Georges Méliès’ time.

    Frank Swietek:

    One silly, overblown movie, skillful but bombastic eye-candy for the adolescent-minded, with the cinematic I.Q. of your average household appliance.

    Tom Long:

    Transformers may be the most spectacularly stupid film ever made, and with modern-day Hollywood being what it is, that’s quite a feat.

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  3. Dead Mike Walking says:
    July 13, 2007 at 10:44 am

    Someone’s grumpy so early in the morning. One of his hoes must’ve turned him down again. Better luck next time, Bleeding Butthole.

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  4. Dead Mike Walking says:
    July 13, 2007 at 10:47 am

    Doing the cut-and-paste thing again, huh? Butthole’s still bleeding heavily, tsk, tsk, tsk…

    Reply
  5. Mike Abundo says:
    July 13, 2007 at 10:52 am

    Check out what happens when Michael Bay asks the Transformers to do a sequel.

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