Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!

“Stay away, lad! That’s Prime’s fight!” — Kup, in the original 1986 Transformers animated movie. I just watched Michael Bay’s Transformers movie at the Gateway Globe Platinum Theater. Believe it or not, it’s even more of an abomination than everyone expected it to be — from jumpy editing to fake graphics to gibberish computerspeak to […]Click here to continue reading "Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!"...

Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!

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386 Comments on “Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!”
  1. Dead Mike Walking says:

    For all of Mike “Bleeding Butthole” Abundo’s pretentions, I found out he’s a moderator at one of those adult forum sites where people who have to pay for sex usually hang out and discuss how to hook up with a ho. Tsk, tsk, tsk…

  2. Idiotproof says:

    Oohhh…really? Well dude, if you’ve got a bleeding butthole then you really need to pay for sex otherwise you ain’t gonna get it for free.

    Cinderella, good morning, what a way to start the day, huh? Hilarious.

  3. Dead Mike Walking says:

    And his resume? It’s as bland as this website. Bumblebee has more character than Bleeding Butthole’s CV. He should actually be paying us for injecting some humor in this boring site. People are calling this thread funny for the first time in its history. What do you think, Idiotproof, should we send Bleeding Butthole a bill?

  4. Idiotproof says:

    Let’s send him a ho. He needs a good shag to get his rocks off.

  5. Dead Mike Walking says:

    He’s got enough hoes already in that forum site of his.

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