Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!
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“Stay away, lad! That’s Prime’s fight!” — Kup, in the original 1986 Transformers animated movie. I just watched Michael Bay’s Transformers movie at the Gateway Globe Platinum Theater. Believe it or not, it’s even more of an abomination than everyone expected it to be — from jumpy editing to fake graphics to gibberish computerspeak to […]Click here to continue reading "Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!"...Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!
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Mike “Bleeding Butthole” Abundo. Sounds like a good Autobot name to me!
“I am Optimus Prime. This is Jazz, Rachet, Ironhide, Bumblebee and Bleeding Butthole.”
Damn you, Blahblah! I’m peeing in my pants, shit man, you made my day. Funny as hell!
Shit man, what a blast! I just fell off my seat! OMG! I’m laughing my head off!
WTF? Bleeding Butthole’s censoring the comments, guys! It’s so damn hilarious! This really made my day!
Optimus Prime: Rachet, I need you to do something for me…
Rachet: Yes, Optimus…
Optimus Prime: Can you fix Bleeding Butthole’s butthole? They’re grossing me out.