Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!

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“Stay away, lad! That’s Prime’s fight!” — Kup, in the original 1986 Transformers animated movie. I just watched Michael Bay’s Transformers movie at the Gateway Globe Platinum Theater. Believe it or not, it’s even more of an abomination than everyone expected it to be — from jumpy editing to fake graphics to gibberish computerspeak to […]Click here to continue reading "Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!"...

Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!

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June 28, 2007

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386 Comments on “Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!”
  1. Mike Abundo says:
    July 5, 2007 at 11:57 am

    It takes a degree in Film Criticsm and History to actually give you a right to give a personal opinion about a film.

    I don’t know what country you’re from, but around here people have the right to express personal opinions about anything. It’s a little thing called free speech.

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  2. Mike Abundo says:
    July 5, 2007 at 12:06 pm

    without story and character development, all that they are left to enjoy is simply the execution of the movie: pace, special effects, imagery, exposition, resolution.

    Pace: jumpy. Special effects: great. Imagery: messy. Exposition: tortured. Resolution: horrible.

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  3. Mike Abundo says:
    July 5, 2007 at 12:37 pm

    The point was to make fun of people who have to come in and say ridiculous things like, “You SUCK! That movie was AWESOME! You’re a FAG for hating it!”

    Unfortunately, those morons are exactly Michael Bay’s target audience. He originally dismissed Transformers as a “stupid toy movie,” until he realized how much money it could make. He must have an equally high opinion of its audience.

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  4. A to the Dumb says:
    July 5, 2007 at 1:25 pm

    To A to the C,

    Yada-yada-yada. You’re just like all the stiffys out there. You and Mike Abundo. Too serious about everything. Constipated for eternity.

    Tsk, tsk, tsk. You must have had a terrible childhood for finding it too difficult to loosen up.

    I know, I know, you’re going to point out again about personal attacks, calling names, blah-blah-blah.

    Whatever, A to the C, whatever. The movie’s raking it in, Michael Bay’s going to purchase his shiny new yacht and you’ll still be railing in this pathetic little blog behind a ridiculous name.

    The world is unfair? And stupid? And populated by trolls and noobs? You betcha!

    And you better learn to live with that fact. Or, you could choose to burst a vein in your head from all your whining, you crybaby.

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  5. anonymouse says:
    July 5, 2007 at 1:39 pm

    I think Mike posted this controversial blog (review in his stupid perspective) since he had read minority of the bloggers comments about the movie. I don’t believe he actually seen the movie.

    And he prolly just wanted to post something like this to give him more hit points.

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