Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!
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“Stay away, lad! That’s Prime’s fight!” — Kup, in the original 1986 Transformers animated movie. I just watched Michael Bay’s Transformers movie at the Gateway Globe Platinum Theater. Believe it or not, it’s even more of an abomination than everyone expected it to be — from jumpy editing to fake graphics to gibberish computerspeak to […]Click here to continue reading "Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!"...Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!
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Ok.. little message to A to C. This is a blog, you dont put something on the internet and not expect people to have their opinions also.. So stop trying to make it seem like your the little “smart defender” If people think that Mike was totally out of line wrong about this movie then they have every right to write their thoughts.. thats the whole point of this, is it not?..
Definitely had a pro America theme going on. All cars where American made. I even noticed an XBOX 360 (no PS3) in one of the scenes. Cell phone brand was Nokia, bad guys sometimes sounded like they were speaking an Asian language. Even the symbols which had an evil connotation to them resembled an Asian based alphabet. With Ford motor corp and more American made car companies in trouble this movie’s timing and subtlies does not seem coincidental. I’m sure there were more branding issues i forget but i definitely got that impression halfway through the film. As a fan of the series as a kid I find myself getting the chills at times sensing a climatic ending that never really happened. Up until the last 15 minutes I was completely satisfied. Did i want ‘Now light our darkest hour?’ Yes I did and I don’t feel bad for saying it. Maybe they chose to not give us everything so we’d buck up for the next movie. It was definitely enjoyable and it felt great to see some of my childhood friends fighting for whats right again. If you are a fan you really have no choice but to see it on the big screen and decide for yourself.
to A to the Dumb
Paid hack? You’re apparently of the belief that I got paid to write on someone’s blog. I’d like to see my check for pointing out how notoriously commonplace you are now. Is that coming out of your pocket? How nice of you to put me on your payroll.
My opinion of the movie wasn’t the point of the post. The point was to make fun of people who have to come in and say ridiculous things like, “You SUCK! That movie was AWESOME! You’re a FAG for hating it!”
At least you’ll die with the satisfaction of calling me A to the Dumb. That was pretty good. Where’s YOUR blog, asshat? Or do you just litter the blogs of other people you don’t agree with, you little troll?
To Brittany: I don’t care if people like the movie and I wasn’t necessarily coming to the rescue of anyone. I just think it’s funny when people are able to actually back up their critiques and the only thing people can say in retort is, “You’re a FAG! That movie was AWESOME!” OK, fine… why do you think it’s awesome? Can you come up with something besides calling someone a homophobic slur to argue your case? It’s just an opinion. All reviews are opinions. If you like broccoli, and broccoli makes me gag, does that make me a buttfucker? More to the point, WHY does that make me a buttfucker? And even MORE seriously, what is the deal with people who immediately think that people who don’t share their same opinions instantly makes them a faggot? Why does everyone have a problem with faggots? Are they faggots because they don’t like the new Transformers movie, or are they faggots because they engage in homosexual activity? Why is everyone who likes the new TF movie so afraid of faggots?
I just saw the movie… I’m not going to give my opinion of it, that’s not why I’m here. I just wanted to thank the lot of you who have nothing better to do than google “Transformers Movie Review” and say, “THAT MOVIE ROCKED!”
Good job getting your opinions out there in the open, guys. Michael Bay has obviously heard you; they are already halfway through the script of the next movie. Hey, who says nobody listens to the fans? Great job, internerds! You made a difference! Keep up the good work!
Unfortunately, this movie was their darkest two hours.
Now there’s an appropriate title for this movie: Pussies That Just Bugged Humans.