Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!

“Stay away, lad! That’s Prime’s fight!” — Kup, in the original 1986 Transformers animated movie. I just watched Michael Bay’s Transformers movie at the Gateway Globe Platinum Theater. Believe it or not, it’s even more of an abomination than everyone expected it to be — from jumpy editing to fake graphics to gibberish computerspeak to […]Click here to continue reading "Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!"...

Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!

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386 Comments on “Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!”
  1. Blahblah says:

    I can see the intellectual blah-blah-blah-blah-blah…
    All I heard was blahblahblah and I all I saw was his…ok let’s not go there. Too gross.

  2. train wreck says:

    ’bout time someone parodied mr. bleeding butthole. too full of himself and just won’t shut up. oh, this is his blog, least i forget. he has every right to keep blabbering on but he’s becoming a big joke, with all his intellectual whatnot. it’s sickening, actually. lemme guess, he’ll rebutt: “the humans in transformers and those who applaud bay’s film are actually more sickening.” don’t know what bay did to mr. bleeding butthole to warrant such wrath. maybe bay stuck a sword up bleeding butthole’s hole? and that sword is a film called transformers?

  3. Blahblah says:

    He’ll quote you on that, trainwreck and come up with another one of his smart ass one-liners. Mr. Bleeding Butthole has this notion that he’s got more neurons packed per square inch of his brain than anyone alive today on planet earth. What’s that term again? Superiority complex?

  4. train wreck says:

    it’s called hubris, blahblah. that thing that leads to insanity and which also led to the downfall of hannibal. but let’s not get into these cerebral muck. leave that to mr. butthole. i mean we’re not the experts in the pathetic pastime of grandstanding. bleeding mike here is the man. to the point of having his ass squirt with blood from all the pent-up backed-up in his head.

  5. train wreck says:

    better term is insanity, blahblah.

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