Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!
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“Stay away, lad! That’s Prime’s fight!” — Kup, in the original 1986 Transformers animated movie. I just watched Michael Bay’s Transformers movie at the Gateway Globe Platinum Theater. Believe it or not, it’s even more of an abomination than everyone expected it to be — from jumpy editing to fake graphics to gibberish computerspeak to […]Click here to continue reading "Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!"...Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!
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Have you ever read a really great book and then gone to see the film? 2 1/2 stars.
Should’ve given it to Peter Jackson. Now he’s a pro.
to bikerboy:
wow. you said you’re no racist. But you attacked someone who commented in partly Filipino. what, saving your ass?? dude. YOU ARE RACIST. If you are filipino, I do hope you get out of the country and if you already are out, stay the hell away from the Philippines! #@@damn racist. So, why? you’re the english language expert now? I do hope you’re NOT a filipino because I would have all the pleasure of sticking your sorry @#ck up your lard ass.
@mike:
mr. i-didn’t-pay-to-see-ugly-robot-pet-owners, hitting the decepticon between the legs is not at all compared to hitting a man (or gay) like you between it. If you wre paying attention, the source of theirown spark is in their core. that was why Optimus was asking Spike to insert the block spark into his chest.
amateur.
I haven’t seen this movie yet. But I’ve had the most fun the last couple days googling “Transformers Review” and reading the hilarious exchanges between people who’ve seen this movie. Basically, people who have an opinion of this movie are grouped into 4 basic categories:
Category 1: Elitists. These people are G1 to the core. Nothing will redeem this movie in their eyes, and some will refuse to see it.
Category 2: n00bs. New to Transformers, these people don’t care about G1, they probably think the new “Transformers Animated” series will be amazing and they just want to see eye candy. Also, most likely young and impressionable (not necessarily a bad thing, we all were young and impressionable once)
Category 3: Clueless A. These people don’t know a Mecannibal from a Witwicky, but will come away from the experience praising the movie for its obvious attempts at eye candy and little else (is ANYONE really going to praise the acting? If so, I guess lump that in here too)
Category 4: Clueless B. Much like Clueless A, except these people will focus on actual content of the movie and determine that it is hollow, boring, convoluted and most importantly, how much the movie could have easily shaved off about 40 minutes of screen time.
NOW… everyone I’ve seen so far in this blog has fallen into one of these four categories. However, this is the part I find amazing…
#1. This is Mike’s blog. He can post whatever he wants here. His opinion to write whatever he wants is his own doing. However, people start bitching about why he doesn’t put SPOILER ALERT on here when people are basically googling TRANSFORMERS REVIEW. If you don’t want the movie to be ruined for you, why are you trying to find reviews of the movie online? Go see the movie and shut up.
#2. It’s funny to me that when someone gives a BAD review of this movie (and more importantly backs up WHY it is bad), all the people who LIKED it stand up and say, “You’re a FAG. THIS MOVIE WAS AWESOME!” as if their OPINION of the movie is of any valid argument just for the sake of their own appreciation for simple pleasures. “The acting was sub-par, the humor was cliche’d and hollow and the designs made it hard to distinguish the action sequences in the movie” is more to base an opinion off of instead of whether or not you think”Jazz was SO cool in the movie!”
The bottom line is that, no matter what people think about this movie, there’s no reason to come onto someone’s personal blog and call them names (especially homophobic ones) just because he danced a little poopieshoe on the latest take of the forever doomed Transformers franchise.
If YOU guys don’t like Mike’s opinion of the movie, then why don’t you start your OWN blog and post about how much you liked it? That way, when people google “TRANSFORMERS REVIEW” they will see your positive opinion and you can help even the odds in this horrible, slanderous battle over the quality of a movie made about kid’s toys. But please, put a spoiler alert at the top of the page when you do that. Because of you guys, I now know that the vehicles in this movie turn into robots. That totally ruined everything for me.