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Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!

“Stay away, lad! That’s Prime’s fight!”
— Kup, in the original 1986 Transformers animated movie.

I just watched Michael Bay’s Transformers movie at the Gateway Globe Platinum Theater. Believe it or not, it’s even more of an abomination than everyone expected it to be — from jumpy editing to fake graphics to gibberish computerspeak to racial slurs to redneck propaganda to pop culture pandering to hideous character designs to Matrix-wannabe bullet-time to badly-acted overexposed humans. Click here to continue reading “Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!”…

June 28, 2007 · 386 Comments

The Creation Museum: A Monument to Stupidity

Abandon all thought all ye who enter here. Marvel at the gallery of absurdities presented by the Creation Museum in Kentucky. Christian fundamentalists spent $27 million on this divine comedy — and they charge $14.95 a head for it, too.

June 22, 2007 · 2 Comments