Dragonball Movie Trailer Douchebaggery
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The first Dragonball movie trailer confirms everyone's worst fears: Hollywood has taken a beloved anime saga and douched it up with a flashy car, spandex-clad chicks, and a heavy dose of pseudo-gravitas.Click here to continue reading "Dragonball Movie Trailer Douchebaggery"...Dragonball Movie Trailer Douchebaggery
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I had it, too. It was enlightening yet frightening, just like when Paul had those visions in his prison about the Whore Of Babylon and the 10-Horned beast (In this case, the Whore Of Babylon and the 10-Horned Beast is this douchebaggery).
But somehow, it would be funny if they made this scene the ending…
G. Goku (G stands for Greaser, not Gangsta, peace and props to the black americans) : Hey, this nut is for you, Piccolo. *force feeds it to Piccolo Jr.*
Piccolo Jr. : *muffled noises while eating said nut, then stands up, and looks at Goku* You’ve done a big mistake in reviving me, Goku. When we meet again, I’ll PWN you with a FALCON PUUUUUUUUUNCH!
G. Goku : O RLY?
Piccolo Jr. : Ya Rly. *flies away, and while on air, plugs earphones to ears, Haddaway’s “What Is Love?” plays while he is seens moving his head a la Jim Carrey and lip-syncs the song while flying*
G. Goku : *suddenly pulls out 90’s Boombox, plays the same song Piccolo Jr. is listening to, Bulma and Yajirobe joins in, does the head movements wearing a Jim Carrey mask*
Dio Brando : (Huh? WTF???) MUDA DA! *starts beating up all 3, because he can* MUDABUDABUDABUDABUDAAA! *throws them off* ZA WARUDO! *stops* Toki wa tomare! *takes out knives* Kuuuorrya! *throws all at each person* Soshite toki ga ugoki dasu. *knives pierce G. Goku, Bulma and Yajirobe, all falls to floor, but before they can lift their arms completely, Dio Brando and Ronnie James Dio (what the hell?) slam a steamroller at them, Dio Brando shouts out* Wryyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Ronnie James Dio : *riffs the guitar*
Jonathat Joestar : (seriously, dude, what the hell?) *does his signature pose* Yareyaredaze.
*screen blacks out, then Scorpions song “No One Like You” sings while R.J. Dio plays the guitar, Jonathan Joestar plays the drums, his Stand plays the bass, and Dio and his Stand goes on a duet, credits roll while Piccolo Jr. is still listenig to Haddaway and still mimicking Jim Carrey*.
Is it shabby or unfunny?
You know, that would probably make a better movie. 😛
Thanks a lot, Sir Mike! However, the question lay unanswered… Is it shabbily made or unfunny?
I LOL’d. 😆
Thanks a whole lot, Sir Mike! I forgot to add Kenshiro though…