Anime Con Pickup Lines!

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With Fanime, M3Con, and ToyCon just around the corner, these anime con pickup lines should come in handy for scoring that hot cosplay babe/hunk/loli/shota.

Gun DAM, you are FINE girl!

Sometimes my friends call me Speed Racer, because adventure’s always waiting just ahead.

I was just checking you out from across the room with my Sharingan. I came over because I notice your chakra use is limited, and well let’s just say I really know how to get your chakra flowing.

Why don’t we go back to my place and find my Dragonballs?

Do they make you in hug pillow?

Let’s find a quiet place to connect and form Voltron.

The Magi System confirms it; you’re an angel.

Excuse me, is your name Hina? Because I think I’m in love.

(Via 4chan.)

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2 Comments on “Anime Con Pickup Lines!”
  1. Anonymous says:

    Why don’t we go back to my place and find my Dragonballs?

    LOL

  2. At least they didn’t include this lame-ass pick-up line from a half-private High School I know.

    Guy : “Are you a Pokemon?”
    Gal : “Why?”
    Guy : “‘Cause I choose you!”.

    And that one always results in balls getting kicked. HARD.
    Too bad those guys haven’t tried this one:

    Guy : “Hey girl, guess what? A winner is you!”
    Gal : “Oh, really? Why?”
    Guy : “Yeah. Because one ride on my King-Tiger, and you’ll never go back to Mr. Slender!”

    …That one’s bound to get you killed, and FAST.

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