Anime Con Pickup Lines!
With Fanime, M3Con, and ToyCon just around the corner, these anime con pickup lines should come in handy for scoring that hot cosplay babe/hunk/loli/shota.
Gun DAM, you are FINE girl!
Sometimes my friends call me Speed Racer, because adventure’s always waiting just ahead.
I was just checking you out from across the room with my Sharingan. I came over because I notice your chakra use is limited, and well let’s just say I really know how to get your chakra flowing.
Why don’t we go back to my place and find my Dragonballs?
Do they make you in hug pillow?
Let’s find a quiet place to connect and form Voltron.
The Magi System confirms it; you’re an angel.
Excuse me, is your name Hina? Because I think I’m in love.
(Via 4chan.)
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LOL
At least they didn’t include this lame-ass pick-up line from a half-private High School I know.
Guy : “Are you a Pokemon?”
Gal : “Why?”
Guy : “‘Cause I choose you!”.
And that one always results in balls getting kicked. HARD.
Too bad those guys haven’t tried this one:
Guy : “Hey girl, guess what? A winner is you!”
Gal : “Oh, really? Why?”
Guy : “Yeah. Because one ride on my King-Tiger, and you’ll never go back to Mr. Slender!”
…That one’s bound to get you killed, and FAST.