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Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!

“Stay away, lad! That’s Prime’s fight!”
— Kup, in the original 1986 Transformers animated movie.

I just watched Michael Bay’s Transformers movie at the Gateway Globe Platinum Theater. Believe it or not, it’s even more of an abomination than everyone expected it to be — from jumpy editing to fake graphics to gibberish computerspeak to racial slurs to redneck propaganda to pop culture pandering to hideous character designs to Matrix-wannabe bullet-time to badly-acted overexposed humans. Click here to continue reading “Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!”…

June 28, 2007 · 386 Comments

Transformers Movie TV Spot

Oh my God, they turned Frenzy into a chicken. The latest TV spot for the upcoming Transformers movie does little to allay fears that this film will be an abomination.