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Oprah Gets on Twitter

HI TWITTERS . THANK YOU FOR A WARM WELCOME. FEELING REALLY 21st CENTURY .

That was Oprah Winfrey’s first post on Twitter. Bored housewives everywhere gasped in amazement. Technology enthusiasts everywhere facepalmed at the phail. With that one horrific tweet, microblogging crosses the Rubicon from cutting-edge cool to mainstream duh. Click here to continue reading “Oprah Gets on Twitter”…

April 19, 2009 · 3 Comments

Oprah Vs. Over 9000

A word of advice, Oprah: the next time you read something utterly ridiculous on the Internet, try Googling it before using it to scare people. For all you know, it could be a meme.

In other words, lurk moar. Ignorant technophobic fearmongering may appeal to bored TV-viewing housewives, but it makes you look like an idiot nine thousand times over.

September 21, 2008 · 9 Comments