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Tony Jaa as Terry Bogard!

Dub Tony Jaa’s ascending fight scene in Tom Yum Goong with the voice of Terry Bogard from Fatal Fury, and you get over-the-top martial hilarity.

All those thugs he’s fighting must be gamers. They keep spouting lines from other SNK and Capcom characters.

October 23, 2007 · 5 Comments

Star Trek: The College Drama

Felicity creator J.J. Abrams is set to direct the next Star Trek movie. True to douchebag form, he’s hiring young matinee idols to bastardize classic roles. God forbid Star Trek become a college drama.

October 17, 2007 · 1 Comment