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Top Microsoft Japan Blogger Puts Mascot in Bikini
The blogosphere would be a much more interesting place, if every blog were anthropomorphized into a scantily-clad young lady. Top Microsoft Japan blogger Danny Choo puts his beloved mascot Mirai Suenaga in a bikini.
This blog of mine is an unforgiving mistress. I would imagine her in black leather. What kind of girl is your blog?
Bonus: Employee blogs aren’t the only things at Microsoft that become pretty Japanese girls. Check out the Windows XP girl, XP-tan.
Ballmer Throws Chair at Third World for Low Vista Sales
See, this is what happens when you get lazy, delay your product, and lose your OS monopoly in a three-way battle with Linux and OS X. You start going nuts again.
Ballmer admitted to financial analysts that the predictions for Vista had proved ‘overly optimistic’ and he blamed the pirates in China, India, Brazil, Russia and other emerging markets.
He said his final solution would be to increase the intensity Windows Genuine Advantage as part of an effort to squeeze more revenue from developing nations.
Hey, Steve-o, here’s a hint: instead of making your DRM even more obtrusive to legitimate users, how about you actually give people really good reasons to give you wads and wads of their money? Even anime schoolgirls know how that works.
