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A Nastygram for Google Juice
The arrogance of traditional ecommerce never ceases to amaze me. Dean Hunt’s blog happens to rank high in Google SERPs for a certain keyword, and some company wants him to “remove your blog from google for this search term [sic].”
Hold on, it gets better. Their rationale? “An online business should be higher in Google than a blog [sic].” So selling something “should” automatically take priority over saying something? Even the most arrogant salesman knows you have to say something before you sell something!
You can’t make up stuff like this. Here’s the original email exchange for your reading pleasure. Click here to continue reading “A Nastygram for Google Juice”…
Christmas Redubbed
Linus tells us what Christmas is really all about in this alternate ending to A Charlie Brown Christmas.
Once upon a time, when we were babies, our parents made a conscious decision to deceive us. They created a bunch of fairy tales, like Santa Claus and Baby Jesus, to give us kids false hope, and to comfort themselves as they approach death. But Santa isn’t real. Jesus isn’t real. Heaven doesn’t exist… Christmas isn’t about giving love, or the birth of a savior. It’s about moving merchandise and false sentiment.
Welcome to Christmas in the age of the mashup. More redubbed Christmas specials here, featuring new takes on such beloved Christmas icons as Rudolph and Frosty. Prepare to have your precious childhood memories desecrated.
