Dragonball
Dragonball Movie Trailer Douchebaggery
The first Dragonball movie trailer confirms everyone’s worst fears: Hollywood has taken a beloved anime saga and douched it up with a flashy car, spandex-clad chicks, and a heavy dose of pseudo-gravitas.
How fitting that it should feature a plucky American teen driving a yellow-and-black muscle car. So did another Hollywood movie that bastardized an animated classic: Transformers.
(Via Azrael Coladilla.)
Oprah Vs. Over 9000
A word of advice, Oprah: the next time you read something utterly ridiculous on the Internet, try Googling it before using it to scare people. For all you know, it could be a meme.
In other words, lurk moar. Ignorant technophobic fearmongering may appeal to bored TV-viewing housewives, but it makes you look like an idiot nine thousand times over.
