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Online and Offline Personas: Serendipitous Sofie

Sofie Garrucho

So my friend Kelly Kampen celebrated his birthday in the VIP section of Alchemy last night, and something really funny happened.

As I was about to leave, I ran into a girl I had not seen at the party before. We talked for a while, exchanging first names. Later in our conversation, she mentioned that she blogs for FHM. That’s when it clicked:

Me: Sofie… Garrucho?!?

Her: Mike… Abundo?!?

We both just cracked up laughing. We’d been chatting online and reading each other’s blogs, but we didn’t immediately recognize each other upon meeting offline. There we were in the VIP lobby, chattering away like strangers, oblivious to the fact that we already knew each other! I thought her eyes looked familiar and she thought my smile looked familiar, but we were both utterly clueless until that much-delayed moment of mutual recognition.

I suddenly wonder about the differences between online and offline personas. Think of the people you know only online. Would you immediately recognize them offline?

You’re Under Arrest Full Throttle: Bring Back Kaoruko Kinoshita!

Kaoruko Kinoshita

Anyone else think everyone in You’re Under Arrest Full Throttle is just too damn nice? Even a happy-happy slice-of-life cop show needs a bit of grit to stay believable. Assistant Inspector Kaoruko Kinoshita was always the voice of reason and experience in the franchise. That’s exactly what Full Throttle needs right now, especially after that saccharinely preachy Car-Lock Baby episode.

Really, if the leading ladies are all powered up, then they need to face greater ethical challenges. Inspector Kinoshita is just the kind of tall fierce dominatrix who can help set up those challenges.