You’re Under Arrest Full Throttle: Bring Back Kaoruko Kinoshita!

Anyone else think everyone in You’re Under Arrest Full Throttle is just too damn nice? Even a happy-happy slice-of-life cop show needs a bit of grit to stay believable. Assistant Inspector Kaoruko Kinoshita was always the voice of reason and experience in the franchise. That’s exactly what Full Throttle needs right now, especially after that saccharinely preachy Car-Lock Baby episode.

Really, if the leading ladies are all powered up, then they need to face greater ethical challenges. Inspector Kinoshita is just the kind of tall fierce dominatrix who can help set up those challenges.

Spice Girls – Headlines (Friendship Never Ends)

The pseudoblogging Spice Girls return for their reunion single Headlines (Friendship Never Ends). Unfortunately, the song is crap and only Posh still looks spicy.

Oh well, Vicky was always my favorite anyway. Yes, I know how to pick them. Damn you, David Beckham.