Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Damn, I hope I’m that limber when I’m 65. Harrison Ford kicks ass in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.

On a side note, LucasArts’ Indiana Jones adventure games were some of the best ever made. Even on early ’90s PCs, their creative design delivered memorable gaming experiences. Even more than the new movie, I can’t wait for the new game. Whip it, baby!

February 16, 2008 · 3 Comments

Beowulf 300

From Leonidas to Beowulf, every legendary hero needs to yell a lot. Wonder who would win in a shouting match.

Actually, if you string their catchyells together, you can make a coherent paragraph:

This is Sparta. I am Beowulf. Tonight will be different. Tonight we dine in Hell.

Considering that both Frank Miller (300) and Neil Gaiman (Beowulf) are comic book writers, I’m not surprised at all the yelling. Nothing like some loud shouting to pump adrenaline into the classics. For great justice!

November 20, 2007 · 2 Comments