Gundam 00: Badass Lockon

A Gundam-sized beam saber can instantly vaporize a man on contact. My favorite Gundam 00 character, the Irish sniper Lockon Stratos, just took a beam saber in the face to protect his teammate. That’s how badass he is.

Even though he lost sight in one eye, his new eyepatch makes him look even more badass. How fitting that his Gundam sports a mean-looking cyclops mode.

(Via AnimeSuki.)

Big Breasts Save Japanese Actress from Conviction

Size does matter.

Actress Serena Kozakura’s conviction for willful destruction of property has been overturned by the Tokyo High Court because her large breasts revealed flaws in the testimony against her.

Reconstruction during an appeal hearing of the 38-year-old actress’s alleged crime of breaking down the door in a man’s apartment showed her breasts prevented her from climbing through a door as the man testified she had done, casting doubt on his reliability.

Perhaps my breasts will save me someday. Time to up my bench press.

(Photo via AFP.)