The Mike Abundo Effect

Felicity creator J.J. Abrams is set to direct the next Star Trek movie. True to douchebag form, he’s hiring young matinee idols to bastardize classic roles. God forbid Star Trek become a college drama.

You know your political ad sucks when it actually works with a laugh track. Watch US presidential hopeful Mitt Romney unintentionally parody himself.

Now that PayPal sends money to the Philippines, I expect Filipinos will start selling high-quality Philippine products to the world on eBay. To show them what they’re up against, check out all the useless crap people buy in Weird Al Yankovic’s eBay.

Oh yeah, Filipino exporters have their work cut out for them.