Optimus Prime Secrets!

In the spirit of the Conan O’Brien’s Celebrity Secrets segment, Optimus Prime reveals his deepest darkest secrets.

Oh, and he hated the new Transformers movie, too.

Transformers 2?

After the critical failure of his Transformers movie, Michael Bay tries to talk the Cybertronians into doing a sequel.

I was in the movie, and I had no idea what was going on! — Megatron.

Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!

“Stay away, lad! That’s Prime’s fight!”
– Kup, in the original 1986 Transformers animated movie.

I just watched Michael Bay’s Transformers movie at the Gateway Globe Platinum Theater. Believe it or not, it’s even more of an abomination than everyone expected it to be — from jumpy editing to fake graphics to gibberish computerspeak to racial slurs to redneck propaganda to pop culture pandering to hideous character designs to Matrix-wannabe bullet-time to badly-acted overexposed humans. Read more