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300 Transformers

This is better than Michael Bay’s Transformers parody. Check out this pulse-pounding mashup of 300 and the original 1986 Transformers animated movie — the only Transformers movie that’s actually about Transformers.

Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!

“Stay away, lad! That’s Prime’s fight!”
— Kup, in the original 1986 Transformers animated movie.

I just watched Michael Bay’s Transformers movie at the Gateway Globe Platinum Theater. Believe it or not, it’s even more of an abomination than everyone expected it to be — from jumpy editing to fake graphics to gibberish computerspeak to racial slurs to redneck propaganda to pop culture pandering to hideous character designs to Matrix-wannabe bullet-time to badly-acted overexposed humans. Click here to continue reading “Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!”…