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Oprah Vs. Over 9000

A word of advice, Oprah: the next time you read something utterly ridiculous on the Internet, try Googling it before using it to scare people. For all you know, it could be a meme.

In other words, lurk moar. Ignorant technophobic fearmongering may appeal to bored TV-viewing housewives, but it makes you look like an idiot nine thousand times over.

Another DDoS Extortionist Threatens Me

f DDoS Threat

Mere days after 4chan DDoS attacker Ryan Cleary threatened me with a DDoS attack, his co-conspirator “f” does the same. Whereas Ryan issued his threat in my comments, f decided to use his preferred form of communication: an email bomb. He just sent me thousands of emails saying this: Read the rest of this entry »