Philippine Law to Protect Anime Girls

I dedicate this song to imaginary Japanese anime and game girls everywhere. Now they’ll receive protection from Filipino otaku predators, thanks to a new bill going through Congress in the Philippines. Bless their sweet two-dimensional hearts.

Of course, you know what comes next: undercover agents at anime conventions, raids on toy stores, random searches of sketchbooks. Filipinos will give up a few of their civil liberties — and Filipino artists will have to be really careful what they draw — but it’s all worth it to protect the honor of imaginary Japanese girls.

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23 Comments (with 6 Conversations) on “Philippine Law to Protect Anime Girls”
  1. Zaido_Rest_in_Peace says:

    LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS AS OF THIS MOMENT:

    IF U THOUGHT THAT THE CONGRESS IS WAY STUPID BECAUSE OF THAT SAID BILL TAKE A LOOK AT THE SUPREME COURT OF THE PHILIPPINES RIGHT NOW.AS I WATCHED THE NEWS EARLIER ON THIS AFTERNOON THE SUPREME COURT HAS ANNOUNCED THAT THERE WOULD BE AN ADDITIONAL 28 PARTY-LIST REPRESENTATIVES IN THE CONGRESS AND AS U KNOW THERE WOULD BE AN ADDITIONAL BUDGET IN THE CONGRESS AS OF RIGHT NOW.GEEZ, THE PEOPLE OF THE PHILIPPINES ARE NOW GOING TO BE WAY POORER IN THE NEAR FUTURE THANKS TO THOSE STUPID POLITICIANS ESPECIALLY IN THE GOV. OF THE PHIL.FOR SPENDING USELESS MONEY ON THOSE SELF-INTEREST 4 THEMSELVES INSTEAD OF SPENDING IT 4 THE POOR PEOPLE.GRRRRGH I WANT 2 GET MAD AT THOSE STUPID POLITICIANS RIGHT NOW ARRGH.

    I JUST HOPE THAT THE SUPREME COURT OF THE PHIL.IS NOT STUPID ENOUGH TO REJECT THAT STUPID BILL RIGHT NOW.ANYWAY IS THAT STUPID BILL ABOUT PHIL.LAW 2 PROTECT ANIME GIRLS IS NOW A LAW IN THE PHIL?!

    Please let me know if u know the answer to this question right now.

  2. Death Scythe says:

    Shut up! Zaido the Philippines is not going to be way poorer, you exaggerating dimwit you don’t know crap! in what you’re talking about bonehead.

    • Zaido_Rest_In_Peace says:

      Hello I’m back and sorry 4 the thing that I just got there.I got mad at those politicians who is trying 2 brainwashing the masses and their promises is to help the poor,getting jobs etc.but I’m sick of them really and that bill really needs 2 have a review and it needs 2 have a case study really lol (I’m not funny.)

  3. ?????? says:

    I find it hard to believe they can actually afford such a nonsense bill when actual real problems cover this country.

    well whatever, most anime sucks anyway so let them virtually rape these two dimensional girls for all I care.

    zaido don’t apologize for saying what’s on your mind, these things you said are not without reason and all is possible.

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