Anime Con Pickup Lines!
With Fanime, M3Con, and ToyCon just around the corner, these anime con pickup lines should come in handy for scoring that hot cosplay babe/hunk/loli/shota. Gun DAM, you are FINE girl! Sometimes my friends call me Speed Racer, because adventure’s always waiting just ahead. I was just checking you out from across the room with my [...]|
Like This Post: Share This Post:  Tweet This Post Share on Facebook Stumble This Post Post to Reddit
|
LOL
At least they didn’t include this lame-ass pick-up line from a half-private High School I know.
Guy : “Are you a Pokemon?”
Gal : “Why?”
Guy : “‘Cause I choose you!”.
And that one always results in balls getting kicked. HARD.
Too bad those guys haven’t tried this one:
Guy : “Hey girl, guess what? A winner is you!”
Gal : “Oh, really? Why?”
Guy : “Yeah. Because one ride on my King-Tiger, and you’ll never go back to Mr. Slender!”
…That one’s bound to get you killed, and FAST.