Comments on: Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!

By: Metal Munky

Metal Munky — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 23:55:22 +0000

Mga fellow Earthlings, umamin kayo na kaya niyo lang nagustuhan ang movie na ito DAHIL:
1. Ganda ng CGI. Oo, ganda CGI, lalo pag andun yung human chick na labas na halos ang PUDENDUM.
2. Ganda ng sounds. IMAX Style! Lalo pag boses nung human chick.
3. Ganda ng cinematography. Lalo pag center ng eksena yung human chick.
4. Ganda ng mga costumes. LALO nung human chick.
5. Galing ng execution ng fights. Lalo pag na-focus dun kay human chick.
6. Ganda ng casting. Lalo kay human chick.
7. Galing ng costumes. Lalo yung costume ni human chick.
8. STORY? AH, BASTA, NANDUN SI HUMAN CHICK, PWEDE NA!! (SABAY TULO NG LAWAY AT PAGHAWAK NG NANGINGINIG NA KAMAY SA NANINIGAS NA–TUHOD)

By: Metal Munky

Metal Munky — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 23:47:25 +0000

Boss Mike, oo nakakainis kung bakit pa may mga alterations–LALO NA MAS MARAMING EXPOSURES NG HUMAN CHICK NA LOW RISE JEANS AT MIDRIFF ANG SUOT, LALAKING “LADIES MAN” AT ANG NAKAKAASAR PA, HINDI SI OPTIMUS PRIME ANG NAKAPATAY KAY MEGATRON!! SYET!!

By: Mike

Mike — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 21:12:44 +0000

I’m with you 100%. This movie was a joke. Ugh, I hate Michael Bay. His style of movie making gives me fits. How f’n stupid and pompous do you have to be to change the perfectly tight story like the one from the series 1 Transformers (comic book or cartoon)? I know what happened? He raped a few screenwriters in LaLaLand and they threatened to sue unless they got to write the story for TF. Gotta be.

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By: bart

bart — Sat, 20 Oct 2007 04:43:32 +0000

THIS MOVIE SUCKED. WHAT A DISAPPOINTMENT!!! I’M DISGUSTED RIGHT NOW

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By: Travis Hates you

Travis Hates you — Fri, 14 Sep 2007 14:22:48 +0000

you are an idiot, the transformers movie was godly and legendary at the SAME TIME. You are a homo, get outta your mommys basement.

By: Mike Abundo

Mike Abundo — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 02:39:08 +0000

Zoml: Some people are still stuck in the so-called MTV generation.

Jon: “Humans to the rescue!” ROFLMAO.

Marvin: Whoa. That actually hurt my eyes.

By: marvinryan

marvinryan — Thu, 23 Aug 2007 01:45:02 +0000

if you think the movie was bad, check out the new animated series by cartoon network.

By: Jon

Jon — Sun, 05 Aug 2007 02:38:33 +0000

This movie was a disgrace. It shouldn’t have even been called Transformers. More like, “Humans to the rescue!”

Proof of why this movie sucks:
1. When exactly did Optimus first appear in the movie? – Like an hour into it. That makes a lot of sense…
2. When did Megatron first appear in the movie? – TWO HOURS into the movie. His role can be summed up by this line “Hey, whats up? Ok see ya. I’m gonna go get my ass whopped by a human. Wish me luck!”
3. When the transformers were fighting, you couldn’t even tell who exactly were fighting, especially near the end. The camera was so zoomed in that all you can see are a bunch of machine parts flying all over the place.
4. All of the transformers looked like parts were glued together or something. I would say only Megatron looked like an ACTUAL transformer.

Basically, if you’re a transfomer fan, you SHOULD’VE hated that movie. For everyone else, it’s a blast (cool robots flying everywhere and good special effects). In terms of storyline and how it’s actually revolved around transformers, that was probably the worst piece of crap EVER!