Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!
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“Stay away, lad! That’s Prime’s fight!” – Kup, in the original 1986 Transformers animated movie. I just watched Michael Bay’s Transformers movie at the Gateway Globe Platinum Theater. Believe it or not, it’s even more of an abomination than everyone expected it to be — from jumpy editing to fake graphics to gibberish computerspeak to [...]Transformers Movie Review: Optimus Prime was Robbed!
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THIS MOVIE SUCKED. WHAT A DISAPPOINTMENT!!! I’M DISGUSTED RIGHT NOW
I’m with you 100%. This movie was a joke. Ugh, I hate Michael Bay. His style of movie making gives me fits. How f’n stupid and pompous do you have to be to change the perfectly tight story like the one from the series 1 Transformers (comic book or cartoon)? I know what happened? He raped a few screenwriters in LaLaLand and they threatened to sue unless they got to write the story for TF. Gotta be.
Boss Mike, oo nakakainis kung bakit pa may mga alterations–LALO NA MAS MARAMING EXPOSURES NG HUMAN CHICK NA LOW RISE JEANS AT MIDRIFF ANG SUOT, LALAKING “LADIES MAN” AT ANG NAKAKAASAR PA, HINDI SI OPTIMUS PRIME ANG NAKAPATAY KAY MEGATRON!! SYET!!
Mga fellow Earthlings, umamin kayo na kaya niyo lang nagustuhan ang movie na ito DAHIL:
1. Ganda ng CGI. Oo, ganda CGI, lalo pag andun yung human chick na labas na halos ang PUDENDUM.
2. Ganda ng sounds. IMAX Style! Lalo pag boses nung human chick.
3. Ganda ng cinematography. Lalo pag center ng eksena yung human chick.
4. Ganda ng mga costumes. LALO nung human chick.
5. Galing ng execution ng fights. Lalo pag na-focus dun kay human chick.
6. Ganda ng casting. Lalo kay human chick.
7. Galing ng costumes. Lalo yung costume ni human chick.
8. STORY? AH, BASTA, NANDUN SI HUMAN CHICK, PWEDE NA!! (SABAY TULO NG LAWAY AT PAGHAWAK NG NANGINGINIG NA KAMAY SA NANINIGAS NA–TUHOD)