Philippine Telco Board Wants Sites to Register!

No, that’s not a joke headline from The Onion. This is, without a doubt, the stupidest thing I’ve heard all year.

The National Telecommunication Commission plans to classify Web sites and other data posted on the Internet as a value added service that needs to registered with the government.

In the preliminary hearing of a draft memorandum circular on value added services, Edgardo Cabarrios, NTC director for common carrier and authorization department, said contents of Web sites such as Yahoo could be classified as a value added service in so far as its delivery is concerned.

“Telecom is delivery of content. When content is delivered it becomes a telecom service,” Cabarrios said.

See, this is why PayPal doesn’t send money to the Philippines. We’re governed by idiots who spend all day trying to figure out how to extort more kickbacks.

(From The Manila Times via Jim Ayson.)

Comments

39 Responses to “Philippine Telco Board Wants Sites to Register!”

  1. jepoy on April 28th, 2007 5:55 pm

    yay! more n00bs.

  2. JC John SESE Cuneta on April 29th, 2007 9:25 am

    Told you people, it’s coming… this is just the beginning. We really need to get one-step ahead or 100-steps ahead our n00b government officials.

  3. NTC: Your blogs are belong to us! » @ YugaTech | Philippine Technology News & Reviews on April 30th, 2007 5:29 am

    [...] this has got to be the funniest idea I have ever heard in years. From Mike Abudo, the NTC wants everyone to register their websites, blogs, podcasts, pictures, and all other [...]

  4. Pinoy Problogger - » NTC: Resistance is futile, your blogs will be assimilated on April 30th, 2007 8:14 am

    [...] can understand why Mike and Abe are miffed at the idea. and you as a blogger/owner of a website must be too and rightly so. [...]

  5. Mike on April 30th, 2007 10:31 am

    Fuckwits.

  6. Argent on April 30th, 2007 11:12 am

    “Telecom is delivery of content. When content is delivered it becomes a telecom service, therefore I am retarded.”

  7. Hamilton Chua on April 30th, 2007 12:13 pm

    Stupid is putting it mildly.

  8. ChrisH on April 30th, 2007 1:53 pm

    OT: hey Mike!! i am working with a college friend here… says hi!! Coy Mariano?? know her?? hehehe… she has been regalling me with kwento of your college years, man!!

    you are now 0wn3d!! wahahahaha!! :D

  9. Mike Abundo on April 30th, 2007 2:02 pm

    Glad you’re entertained, Chris. ;)

  10. jayvee f. on April 30th, 2007 3:53 pm

    now i finally get it! when a pizza is delivered to my house, the telco is responsible!

  11. Mike Abundo on April 30th, 2007 4:05 pm

    now i finally get it! when a pizza is delivered to my house, the telco is responsible!

    You’re right, Jayvee! Also, humans carry around 600MB of genetic data. Whenever a baby is born, the telco is responsible!

  12. Andrew on April 30th, 2007 6:39 pm

    Does saving files on a USB stick count?

    Tsk.. ridiculous.

  13. Google Girl on April 30th, 2007 7:41 pm

    Are they going to tax each page hit a site gets soon? What the.

  14. mlq3 on April 30th, 2007 8:54 pm

    mike, do you have a screenshot of the news article? am i being paranoid or did the article suddenly vanish?

  15. Current » Squeeze the virtual turnip on April 30th, 2007 8:54 pm

    [...] answer came out of left field. The Mike Abundo Effect started the ball rolling, by quoting from a Manila Times article (but not linking to the article [...]

  16. Mike Abundo on April 30th, 2007 9:11 pm

    mike, do you have a screenshot of the news article? am i being paranoid or did the article suddenly vanish?

    Jim Ayson forwarded the full text of the article through the PH-Cyberview Yahoo Group. You can read it there, registration required. I’d repost the full text here, but a newspaper that can’t permanently post a hot article is probably a copyright troll.

  17. NTC: you need a license to operate a blog or to have a website. | Voluntary Death on May 1st, 2007 1:38 am

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  20. jeedo on May 1st, 2007 1:39 pm

    More idiots in the government, what else is new… (sigh)

  21. JC John SESE Cuneta on May 1st, 2007 2:44 pm

    Just a thought, let’s open this topic on our government’s official forums :p

    -> http://www.gov.ph/forum/

  22. Techno Pinoy » A look at NTC’s controversial VAS circular on May 1st, 2007 2:58 pm

    [...] across the National Telecommunications Commission’s circular on value added services through Mike Abundo and Yuga, but I have withheld any comments regarding the NTC’s Circular.   Now that the [...]

  23. The Social Life of The Freethinker on May 1st, 2007 3:21 pm

    NTC: I Want Your Blog!…

    Another funny and idiotic news that I’ve heard yesterday which came to be derserving of serious attention was the Philippine Government’s Plan to charge and register blogs here in the Philippines, plain foolishness. The draft formally known…

  24. john marzan on May 1st, 2007 3:21 pm

    where’s the link to the manila times article, mike?

  25. Mike Abundo on May 1st, 2007 3:24 pm

    where’s the link to the manila times article, mike?

    Thanks to The Manila Times’ bad archiving, I can’t find it. Jim Ayson forwarded the full text of the article through the PH-Cyberview Yahoo Group. You can read it there, registration required.

  26. thysz on May 1st, 2007 7:10 pm

    ay grabe naman! pati personal sites? how’s that for democracy?

  27. Azrael on May 1st, 2007 9:17 pm

    grabe…ano na naman kaengotan yan..
    kainis

  28. President WyLd on May 2nd, 2007 9:44 am

    What a sorry bunch of losers… sheesh

  29. echu on May 2nd, 2007 4:05 pm

    what are the possible repercussion you see if they do succeed in classifying web sites as such?

    also, how can websites be classified as a ‘value added’ service when we explicitly pay for an internet connection for the purpose of accessing these websites? is there an angle to this that i’m not seeing?

    this is extremely worrying. if you consider how corrupt some people can be in these organizations. one can’t help but think that this might actually have a chance of becoming reality.

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  31. David Zandueta on May 3rd, 2007 11:32 am

    Dang, kaya pala I can’t the article in question. Oh well.

    Does the NTC have any online site where people can post comments on this issue? Or any “resource persons” invited to speak up on this?

    Rather than talk, act. Fast.

  32. audienceone on May 4th, 2007 6:59 am

    “We’re governed by idiots ….”

    For several decades now and counting.

  33. Mike Abundo Alert to NTC Draft and related matters | Diary of a Techie on May 6th, 2007 2:58 am

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  34. battusai72 on July 24th, 2007 2:15 pm

    What the fuck are you NTC guys are thinking? For your info NTC dumb people, the web is free!

    And you have to squeeze people for money out free service on the web and make them pay for it.

    You should die all of you mother fucking NTC people!

  35. meily on July 31st, 2007 8:48 pm

    grabe na to

  36. albularyo on August 28th, 2007 3:57 pm

    NTC is the true Cyber Terrorist.

  37. albularyo on August 28th, 2007 3:59 pm

    Kulang pa ang pinanggagalingan ng mananakaw.

  38. Eskimosik on November 17th, 2007 10:55 pm

    Hail

    What do you think about this? When it happens?

  39. BOBONG PINOY on July 11th, 2008 6:22 pm

    Tsk…dapat sina GMA at lahat ng pulitiko sa Pilipinas eh patayin ng mga Pilipino at ibitin sa dambana ni Rizal sa Luneta.

    Masaya iyon diba?

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