GMA Teenifies Lupin, Rips Off Sailormoon, Indiana Jones, Lara Croft

For years, ailing Philippine TV network GMA has gotten away with blatantly insulting the intelligence of the lower classes with their tasteless drama and fantasy offerings. This year, that strategy will backfire. First, they give the classic role of Lupin III to a kid far too young and inexperienced to play the globetrotting noble scoundrel. [...]

GMA Teenifies Lupin, Rips Off Sailormoon, Indiana Jones, Lara Croft

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98 Comments (with 7 Conversations) on “GMA Teenifies Lupin, Rips Off Sailormoon, Indiana Jones, Lara Croft”
  1. RAstaMONch says:

    Bigyan nga natin ng RIDER KICK lahat ng mga Kapuso & Kapamilaya diehards dito!

    To the topic, only online media remains original, unique and creative.

    Amen.

  2. Anonymous says:

    It would be safe to say that Filipinos are the most unoriginal people on the face of this planet. Nearly everything in their consumer market and popular culture are cheap imitations of foreigner creations. Just imagine “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire” with stupider contestants and a far less charming host. Think of all the Marvel superheroes minus the significant bad-ass factor. Picture for me, if you could you damn weaboos, how awesome your anime is minus the character development, art direction, and TITS. Filipinos have never come up with anything worthwhile on their own and very likely never will.

    Hypocrisy abounds on all 7,107 of those goddamn islands. Filipinos are staunch defenders of the Catholic faith in Asia (or the Pacific Islands, whatever; Filipinos are actually taught in schools that they are asian as the Philippines lies in Southeast Asia just like Indonesia and Malaysia and Vietnam). Despite this, their Ringling Bros. remains to be one of the most corrupt and inefficient in the entire region. Even communist Vietnam has more stability in their Ringling Bros. than these stupid islanders.

    Don’t even get me started on second-generation Filipinos here in the United States. (In sociology terms, I’m a 1.5 generation immigrant: born in one country, but raised with the values of another, so I’m nothing like what I’ll be describing). They immerse themselves with nigger culture and adopt their subhuman ways, degrading an already inferior race. They do try to “embrace” their Filipino culture by doing all this cultural shit like learning dances like Tinikling, but that does NOTHING to generate a true sense of appreciation, attachment, or affiinity for what it really means to be Filipino – the love of the motherland.

    tl;dr – Filipinos are intellectually unimaginative, morally inconsistent and/or bankrupt, and fail at their own culture.

  3. Spartan John-117 says:

    JC John SESE Cuneta, you are so naive. You don’t have to snort drugs to know it’s bad for your health. You don’t need to watch these shows in its entirety to know they simply suck. Lack of creativity, bad use of Filipino language, corny costume, set design and special effects. Do I need to continue? Richard Gutierrez as Lupin and you think it’s fine? Lupin is hilarious Richard is boooooorrrriiiinnnngggg.

  4. Asura says:

    Ang jologs ng mga shows na iyan

  5. tellthetruth says:

    Dude, I wonder, when you refer to the larger masses as ‘ the lower class ‘, aren’t you ‘ blatantly insulting their intelligence ‘, too ?
    Maybe you should also do a GMA fantaserye. Seeing how it fits.

    • Anonymous says:

      Duhhhh are you stupid or just born intellectually retarded?
      Take this into consideration:

      1. The majority of students in the Philippines do not take their education seriously. This is resulting to the majority of people becoming dumber.

      2. Everything you see in the Philippines are made of wood and wires mainly traditional craftsmanship, there is no technological enhancement to stimulate the economy prior to theories that doesn’t accomplish anything.

      3. All the shows being broadcast towards the Philippines which are made by Filipinos does not make any intellectual impact other than redundant playbacks of stories but played with a different cast.

      4. Characters created taken by copyright material such as marvels “stretch” from fantastic 4 is taken and remade from a movie or show called “lastic man”.

      5. Actors tend to scream at every line, this annoying way of getting a message across does minimal impact to bring morality towards its audience. Highly noticeable in game shows and TV shows from each other.

      6. Artist unoriginality of remaking original tracks from various oversees artist and calming that they originally created it breakers down the creativity of individuals in the media industry resulting to low quality entertainment. Example Sam Milby that faggot with an annoying habit of not speaking in one language, this mainly relates to his new album or old. But who cares, majority of the artist within the Philippines are all the same. (These idiots represents the Philippine race)

      That is why it’s alright to brilliantly insult their intelligence including yours.

      Why don’t you fuck off to abs cbn? I have no interest between the two stations, not fending for GMA you moron.

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